In case
you don’t live in California, or aren’t paying attention to the
upcoming election (besides the dumpster fire presidential race), this is
Prop 60:
Requires
adult film performers to use condoms during filming of sexual
intercourse. Requires producers to pay for performer vaccinations,
testing, and medical examinations. Requires producers to post condom
requirement at film sites.
The Democrats oppose it.
The Republicans oppose it.
See! They can agree on something! They want their porn raw and dirty.
Finally. Working together for the common good.
Way to go everyone! Congratulations!
Condoms? Really?
I
can only think of two reasons why this would be a big enough deal to
have on the ballot: 1. Someone, somewhere actually thinks that porn
stars are role models or 2. There are so many people in the porn
industry that this is affecting a lot more people than we realize, or
want to realize.
Number
2 is interesting, but I don’t have much to add. There are either a lot
of porn stars or there aren’t. Who knows? More importantly, who cares?
Unless you are one, or are looking for one.
Number 1 is where my money is. Porn star role models?
Just
to be clear on my position (no pun intended), if your role model is a
porn star, you need to worry about a lot more than a condom. Well,
actually, wear a condom so you don’t reproduce. Please. For all of our
sakes.
No
matter how I look at it, I don’t understand how someone who has sex for
a living is a role model.
I know most of you reading this have seen
some porn in your life, so let’s go to the extreme to make my point.
Let’s just say, hypothetically, that a woman is in a scene where she
needs protection from multiple “co-stars.” That’s your role model?
Really? Do you really think you are going to take someone home, and when
you are ready to “make sweet love,” you will reflect on the chick
putting everyone’s everything “everywhere” and go, welp, if she did it, I
should too! Yay protection!! Yay porn star role models!!
Is that the scenario being played out in their heads?
Jenna Jameson, my hero?
If she is a hero, why aren’t prostitutes heroes?
They do the same thing, but one is in private, and the other one WAY public.
I don’t get it.
What the hell is the difference between porn and prostitution?
Distribution
That’s it.
Weird, huh?
The only difference between porn and prostitution is distribution.
If don’t let anyone see you hump it’s a crime.
If you let everyone see you hump, it’s legitimate.
Does that sound crazy to you too?
If I were a pimp, I would hand out masks, film it, and put it on the ol’ interwebs. Then it’s legal. Then it’s legitimate.
Customers
worried about other people finding out? Guess what? That means they are
watching some low production value, dirty, prostitute porn. That puts
them in no position to question what you are doing because they have to
explain what in the hell they are doing.
If it is really any issue, wear a body suit, or something to cover everything except your twig and berries.
I don’t know why I am giving suggestions. I am sure you will figure it out.
They may need to wear condoms starting in a few weeks, but other than that, they will be legitimate.
Pimps and ho’s.
Ho’s and pimps.
You are welcome.
Yes on Prop 60?
Why not.
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